Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.
Of all the Weasley boys, Bill was the one who pulled people in. He was the baby who got the most compliments from strangers, the kid who got the most play dates, and the son who got the most gifts from relatives on holidays. His mother strongly suspected he would have gotten the most girls as…
It is the year after the Battle of Hogwarts. School is starting again. And the thestrals are confused by all of the attention they are getting.
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.